. well talking men things. What amazes me is the ladies accuse the men or ignoring them at these sort of affairs and yet that's what they are doing themselves, strange cattle.During the evening Jess told me we were running out of milk, would I be a dear and drive down to the milk bar and buy a couple of bottles?I hadn't been drinking much during the day so I was OK to drive. I went into the shop and bought the milk, as I was walking out the hair on the nape of my neck started to rise, I sensed Robin Tiltman, then I heard him in my mind {I'm going to get you this time you little fucker, just a little bit closer you creep}The light from the shop window silhouetted the car and I could see his shape crouched behind it with something in his hands. I knew he was there and I had the advantage, I placed the milk bottles on the bonnet of the car and rushed at him, taken by surprise he swung the fence picket at my head but I threw my arms around him trapping his left arm between our bodies thus. Then I’m the most important guy in the world...”“You’re lame and pathetic,” she bluntly proclaims, folding her arms higher up over her ample chest, tossing her head back and rolling her eyes.Back into bitch mode, I gather; my sister being a total cunt again. The demon thirst, the primal urge to hate-fuck her intensifies, seething inside me, eating into my better intentions.She continues her berating, and the pitch of her voice swells into a shrewish falsetto.“Why don’t you play soccer? Soccer guys are hot.”Since she’s in a chatty, inquisitive mood, I figure two could play at that game, and I decide to hit the cunt with the Socratic Method.“Didn’t you play soccer in high school?” I ask, in a calm, Sam Harris-ish monotone.“I did, yeah,” she replies, her tone softening and stance slacking, her shoulders slouching.“Is that why you’re hot?” I blurt out, realizing that for the first time, I’d called my sister “hot” to her face.“So you think I’m hot? Well, I know you must. That’s why you.
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